- Normal teens: omfg the party last weekend was THE SHIT!!! It had every drug imaginable with unlimited amounts of drinks.. Almost like Project X!!!
- Me: was there wifi at the party
- teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
- me: because u have ears
- *high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
i follow a crap load of 1d blogs on both blogs so i don’t even fucking know what blog i’m on um h elp jesus on toast

so i watched an episode of american idol tonight and i found out theres an asian guy competing and decided to look him up and omfg i found his twitter

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
OMFG AHHAHAHAHAHAHAIUHGDSFNVIUDFDFGJLDFSGJDFBDFBJPFGJPEFGJRKBGRT
LOL. That’s my co-worker!!! So, yes. That is my job.
Andnkaksndnsbsna she is perf.




